Corrupt-A-Wish

by **Legion 2.5** » Sat Oct 01, 2011 11:15 am

Granted Terra would stop granting wishes

I wish there was other lifeforms in the universe (That didn't want to kill us all)

by **Terrabyte20xx** » Sat Oct 01, 2011 3:20 pm

Granted, but they all just happen to be clones of me.

I wish that no wish was safe from me.

by **Legion 2.5** » Sun Oct 02, 2011 1:54 pm

Granted, all your wishes are in a wish-proof safe.

I wish we can live on other planets

by **Terrabyte20xx** » Sun Oct 02, 2011 7:08 pm

Granted, but you can't get any food from them.

I wish wishes didn't come true.

by **Darth Vader** » Sun Oct 02, 2011 7:45 pm

Granted, nothing happens.

I wish I could do a pop song like on glee in a performance and I'm absolutely brilliant.

by **Terrabyte20xx** » Sun Oct 02, 2011 9:44 pm

Granted, but you get lambasted for mentioning Glee.

I wish I could be taller.

by **Spart** » Tue Oct 04, 2011 1:11 pm

Granted, now you have to go out with your mom to buy a whole new set of clothes... xD

I wish I was smarter in Maths.

by **Terrabyte20xx** » Tue Oct 04, 2011 1:47 pm

Granted, but you are called a nerd because of it.

I wish my bro wouldn't complain when I beat him in chess.

by **Slayer** » Tue Oct 18, 2011 10:19 pm

Granted, but he won't play you anymore...

I wish I could have mw3 before it came out!

by **Terrabyte20xx** » Wed Oct 19, 2011 10:50 am

Granted, is sucks, and you spent most if not all of your money on that, smooth move man.

I wish life wasn't complicated.

by **Spart** » Wed Oct 19, 2011 4:31 pm

Granted, your life is now as simple as Boolean logic (1's and 0's).

I wish the moon was closer to earth.

by **Terrabyte20xx** » Wed Oct 19, 2011 4:37 pm

Granted, it crashes on top of your house.

I wish there was a space elevator.

by **Slayer** » Fri Oct 21, 2011 8:29 am

Granted but you died on it and it closed down.

I wish that the world would be silent for one day.

by **Terrabyte20xx** » Fri Oct 21, 2011 11:01 am

Granted, but you go crazy and kill tons of people, before being sent to space without a suit.

I wish Gravity didn't exist.

by **Slayer** » Fri Oct 21, 2011 1:52 pm

Ok but you floated off into space and combusted.

I wish I didn't have to have a space suit to go into space.