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[Chaos]

4.

A man is stranded on an island. He finds a lamp, and rubs is, and sure enough, a genie pops out. So the genie tells the man, "I will grant you three wishes, but let me warn you, I'm a lawyer's genie, so everything you wish for, all the lawyers in the world will get two times as much as you do." So the man replies, "I want a nice car, and a billion bucks." A really nice car and a billion dollars appeared on the sand in front of him, and the genie informed him that all the lawyers in the world now had two nice cars and another two billion dollars to wonder what to do with. "And I always wanted to donate a kidney."

[Calvanater]

4. Legitimate laugh again. That's awesome.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Smell eep.
Smell eep who?

[Chaos]

3.

There is a redhead in the middle of nowhere, on train tracks, saying "64,64,64,64,64,64" over and over again. A blonde comes by and asks what the redhead is doing. She gets no reply, so gets on the tracks behind the redhead and starts chanting "64,64,64,64,64,64" over and over again. The train comes, and the redhead jumps off the tracks, but the blonde gets hit. THen the redhead gets back on the tracks and sarts saying ""65,65,65,65,65,"